What They Don't Know

Yeah that is what I want to know. I haven't had a boyfriend in a long time and it's just plain stupid. I want one, and it's not as if I am incredibly ugly or anything. People like me, 3 guys do but I don't like them. It's not like they would be available to date if I liked them anyway, one lives in Greenbay, one in Columbus or wherever Ohio State is, and the last in Toronto. The first Andy, he is horribly ugly buty very nice. He likes um bees a lot, well not bees, he lives wasps and old computers. Oh and he chases storms, hes abit odd, but very nice and find me to be like the most beautiful specimen on the entire planet. For my 18th birthday he sent me wasp earings, they were dead wasps...on hearing hoopy things. Ew. the second guy, Kayyyam or however you spell it, is ugly too. He's your normal horny college guy who wants to get high and party buts hes middle eastern, but born here i think, california.
The last guys is Stefano. I used to like him, but hes gotten so uggo. he still wants to be with me, ad its like...I dont even know you in person so wtf. He is 19 I think and he is pretty chunky. hes smart, all the guys are, and they all are nice...but all are uggo.
They arent mytype.
None of the dudes that like me are my type. I either have uggos who like me that are super smart or I have honry locals who just want n my pants. It's incredibly stupid. I would give up, but I really want a boyfriend you know? Its a natrual thing that i have a right to. Most everyone has one. DAMN IT